I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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