highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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