do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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