I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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