No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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