I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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