Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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