There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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