If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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