She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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