idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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