As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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