Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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