im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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