I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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