Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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