didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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