I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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