Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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