he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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