just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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