she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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