You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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