Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
