Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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