perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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