I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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