Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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