Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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