you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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