Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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