i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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