D3 body, D1 cock
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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