We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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