East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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