On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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