we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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