...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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