Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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