How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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