so explain again why im purple
no
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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