Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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