my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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