He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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