Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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