I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
