All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
