My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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