he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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