I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
only if we run a train.
done.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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