Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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