You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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