what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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