Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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