wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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