I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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