Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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