We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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