Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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